#everybody (jp)

[pfhwrittes]

you ever think about how price probably comes back off leave with his sweetheart with a telltale ginger moustache? because i damn well do.

(some 18+ john price x female reader thoughts under the cut)

like straight up cancel your plans and call in sick from work for the first two days john comes home because he is face down in your pussy from the moment he walks through the door. he’s dragging you to the bedroom and laying you out like a private meal on your shared bed (it used to be that he’d drop to his knees in front of the sofa and ask you to cradle this head with your thighs, but his knees aren’t what they used to be much to his eternal annoyance).

he doesn’t give a shit if you haven’t waxed/shaved/naired/whatever recently, in fact he’s delighted because he’s been trying to get you to embrace the bush for ages. forget trying to argue your case to “tidy up”, he’s been thinking about your pussy in every possible iteration for the last 3 days. he absolutely refuses to let you take it away from him now.

also i’d love to tell you that he calms down after spending two days making you come on his tongue (rip to your poor inner thighs and mons, that beard burn is no joke) but no. he’s waking you up every morning with his head buried between your thighs, he’ll coax you into riding his face as soon as you get home from work, he makes it his mission to get you to come on his face at least once a night before you roll over to go to sleep. (privately, you worry that john loves your pussy more than he loves you. but you can’t exactly complain about your partner spending hours a day going down on you to your friends without sounding like you’re utterly spoiled.)

anyway, all of this to say that when john’s leave is finally over and he’s back on base debriefing his team on the next threat to “world peace”, they’re all staring at his beard which has gone from it’s usual brunette to a bright fiery ginger around his mouth.

and if one of the lads (soap) makes a comment on it, he’ll get a smug, self satisfied glint in his eye as he tells them that he “had to give the missus my best” before moving on.

[glassofoj-twitter]

Polnareff’s Prosthetics (read more about this au in the tags)

[splatoonusna]

Nintendo is aware the "fix" didn't fix the issue for a lot of people. They will be further investigating to make another fix at a later day.

[77ngiez-archive]

project sekai is crazy because literally every character is queer trans neurodivergent physically disabled or some combination of the above

[pennielane]

Baby's In Black THE BEATLES in MUNICH, GERMANY — June 24, 1966

[hellonerf]

i love crazy contrasting 1p2p in every way(not every way). so i always subconsciously have 2P rusame be friends. unlikely friends etc. in whatever weird school au theyre friends. meri was probably bullied until he started hissing at other kids or something while rus2 was just like huhh okay yeah okay what fine. rus2 found him in a broom closet and it was as awkward as it sounds. in the weird stuckin1Pcoldwar au i have theyre friends also in the torturous existence. 1P rusame is too weird life is too short lets tomodachi✌️

[warriorfujoshi]

SUPER TINY DETAIL ABT GREG IN HELLS CHICKEN JP VERSION THATS MAKING ME CRAAAAAAAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (spoilers under da cut)

so it’s about this line

“... C’mon, keep it together, Gregor.”

in the japanese version it’s

「…よし、がんばろう、ぐれごぉる。」

to not overcomplicate this post... normally, you’d write his name as グレゴール, using katakana, because “gregor” is not a japanese word. however, in this case, it’s written as ぐれごぉる, using hiragana (which is normally used for japanese words).

why am i crazy about this...? well... if you look at the shape of the characters themselves you can see... 👉👉👉 グレゴール vs ぐれごぉる

hiragana (ぐれごぉる) is sometimes used instead of katakana (グレゴール) because the characters have a more rounded appearance compared to katakana, and thus give a cute, maybe even childish impression...

plus, if you just replaced the characters in グレゴール with hiragana, you might get ぐれごーる, but the japanese translation decided to make it even cuter by replacing the ー with a small ぉ (both serve the same function in the pronunciation of greg’s name, but having a smaller letter and even more rounded edges increases the cuteness...)

you could basically read it as if... greg called himself “gwegow”. it’s a moe way of speaking. he’s encouraging himself the way he would encourage a kid he’s looking after.

what...? why did they do this... for what reason did they do that...

what...................................

[lesbiangiratina]

Hematologist at 4 stressed about it but well i get testament content tonight maybe

[serxarisa]

I've been feeling very Ghostwire: Tokyo-y lately but I'm also having a massive art block so I can't draw anything. Even though I miss doodling KK so much. But I still have the power to talk about it, so I'm going to make a list of some GW:T AUs I have so far! Just so my head won't explode from containing it.

Oh and don't forget to check the alt texts for the image, it has more informations :)

First of all, of course we have the Everybody Lives AU. No explanation needed, except maybe that my version of this has KK, Erika, Akito, and Mari all with the final stage of affinity unlocked (in other words, powers!) and they're all working together with Rinko, Ed and Dale. I also wrote a fic with this AU, posted here.

I call this one Core AU. It's where post-game everything is the same except KK stayed inside Akito's body as his core. (There's a lot of explanation needed on this. I'm leaving that part to Ed.) The full name of this AU is It's all about learning to live together, inspired by KK's line during the final boss fight in the game. So the story is mostly about, well, actually learning to live together.

Soujutsuki!KK AU. Post-game, KK got his body back but it has some... modifications. He got... umm... onificated... and could turn into the Soujutsuki form when in another world (just like Yaseotoko.) KK has full control of everything, though.

Next one is Purifier!Akito AU. (I don't have any drawings of this AU yet, sorry.) This one is basically an actual post-game where Akito is trying to go back into living normally but he just can't ignore the things happening around him and is still trying to resolve it any way he can (he doesn't have powers, but still have access to things like the bow/arrow and kifuda.) Until one day he meet again with the Tatari, who keeps calling him Purifier, which make him mad because "KK is dead, I'm not him." But the Tatari responded calmly with "aren't you the new Purifier?" (Akito will end up unlocking his powers later because he keeps involving himself in underworldy stuff.)

Now, I know I'm really focused on Canon Compliant and Canon Divergent AUs but I have something that isn't that. Megitsune!Akito AU. Where KK is just trying to live his life as a detective, ignoring his 'sixth sense' he knows he has (it's actually really bothering him.) But one day, he saw someone that he knows isn't a human, so he followed them. They turned out to be a Kitsune. (Chaos ensues. Or something like that.)

I have more, obviously, but I think five is enough to put in this post. Also, a lot of this is inspired by other people in this fandom!! (Though mostly the JP side on Twitter because I'm basically just lurking between them.) It's so lovely!

[xitty]

This is not even a date plan?? C'mon.

Kaoru: This is a present from me. In flower language, poinsettias mean "my heart is burning" ... I wonder if you understand my earnest message? I love you, always.

[enigmaticgale]

mostly annoyed because Every Single Fansub In Existence for tbf uses the jp romanizations of their names. and as someone who has until now watched on crunchyroll, which uses the cn romanizations, i don't know who the fuck these people are

[aurantia-ignis]

Fire Emblem Engage Emblem Rings Allocation

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[nihiltism]

Hi all I've got left to play of LAL is the non-oersted-version final chapter and I'm being so normal about it thanks

oh gosh oh you are going to be so not okay. please keep me updated. how did you like the oersted version of the final chapter the. the intonation of his voice through that entire part has had me in a chokehold for months.

[sareinsamkeitz]

I fantasize a lot with the idea of having a silent train ride. No people talking on phones, no people talking. At all.

[undyinglantern]

[skyburger]

i make this exact face watching 99% of metal gear but ESPECIALLY here. fatman is one of those characters who shows up for one scene but has some of the best line delivery in the entire game